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jezreel8

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Uranus (Your Anus)
Job: Bum

Blurb. Wtf is black when clean and white when dirty? Guess.

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Sign-Up Date:
12/25/07

Level: 10
Aura: Evil

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 1
Saves: 7
Rank #: 156,027

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,080 / 1,110
Exp. Rank #: 33,814
Voting Pow.: 5.26 votes

BBS Posts: 2 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 146
Music Reviews: 4
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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SCOUT MOI!

Posted by jezreel8 Sep. 12, 2009 @ 6:49 PM EDT

Hey guys, please scout me. I'd really appreciate it.

I'd send in as many drawings I could draw (pretty obvious). I'm serious, guys!

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OH NO!

Posted by jezreel8 Jul. 25, 2009 @ 9:01 AM EDT

People have been recently been racist. We should stop them.

Nah, just joking. I'm just going to send a crappy story for you.

One day, Spongebob was walking on the street.
Patrick: ME KEELZ J00! *kills spongebob using a knife*

THE END.

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Finally!

Posted by jezreel8 Jun. 18, 2009 @ 10:43 PM EDT

I was waiting for a time like this...
I can finally show my madness to teh world!
YEAH! OH YEAH! This new thing called Art Portal. Yeah...

Thanks for reading...FU

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Lookin' for awesome games!

Posted by jezreel8 Jun. 13, 2009 @ 7:01 PM EDT

Hey guys, I'm writing these reviews on the top latest games here!

The Sims 3 - This game is cheaper than The Sims 2. And it's cooler than Sims 2 with or without patch!
GTA IV - Still here and still awesome!
Left 4 Dead - I wish I could buy that DVD.
Left 4 Dead 2 - Coming out in November!

Okay, it's your turn to give a review!

LOLED.GIF

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LOL. I play DotA

Posted by jezreel8 May. 29, 2009 @ 10:42 AM EDT

LOLZ

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Stupid Siblings...

Posted by jezreel8 Mar. 26, 2009 @ 4:51 AM EDT

I have a brother, we call him Jo.

Me: Jo, please get me a glass of water (I needed to drink because I played a seriously addicting game)
Jo: SCREW YOU!
Me: o_o

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LOL. IMA FRIGGIN' LVLD URP.

Posted by jezreel8 Mar. 21, 2009 @ 1:17 AM EDT

From the stupid Charmander to the great (more stupid) Charizard (pokemons are friggin' gay).
Yeah, I'm like that, but I still don't get it why everybody doesn't like waffles, well, some do. AND I AM ONE OF THE FRIGGIN' HELLUVA ONES!

Okay, back to the topic. I just leveled up from 5 to 6 (Just like an Asian tryin' to say to a noob in CS:
LOLZ, J00 just got PW0N3D BY T3H 1337 AWP). And, yeah. Just like that.

School is almost over here in the Philippines (probably because of the narwhals song) and summer is almost here. Summer is not really boring for me, I go to the beach, eat, uhhh, poke my fat brother's belly, uhh... and continue to be loyal to Newgrounds.

N3WGR0UND5 pWn EVERATHING!

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WHA?

Posted by jezreel8 Mar. 13, 2009 @ 7:53 PM EDT

WAFFLE!

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Do you like school?

Posted by jezreel8 Dec. 1, 2008 @ 6:37 AM EST

Man, I'm so mad of school, it's stopped me to play games! Darn, I hate school.
1.School includes:
2.Crazy Reports.
3.Hard Homework.
4.Strict teachers.
5.Stupid Retarded Bullies who steal your money.
DANG.
Man, I think I like school, if I just realized.
1.Friends
2.Cool teacher(s) (I only like one teacher, my Art teacher)
3.My barkada (Filipino word for clique, group, gang)
4.Little bit of fun
5.No classes

I hate school 50%
I love school 50%

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!!!SYUG IH

Posted by jezreel8 Aug. 25, 2008 @ 7:34 AM EDT

This is not spam (canned goodie), or even spam (sakfals123sd), or even Spam (my dog's middle name) but this is a logical tragedy based on your IQ, Numbers and Letters.

,SDNEIRF RAED
.TSEB EHT LLA UOY HSIW .SENIPPILIHP EHT NI EREH SI LOOHCS ESUACEB SDNUORGWEN ROF EREH EB TNAC I YRROS.
LEERZEJ-

:SYUG UOY ROF GNIWARD

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